Frank the Entertainer in A Basement Affair Season 1 Episode 2: A Big Decision

Week Two of A Basement Affair  finds the girls attempting to connect with Frank through his own version of “Seven Minutes in Heaven,” which is actually two minutes in his basement.  The girls face the challenge of showing Frank what makes them unique and their special talents.  He gives them an opportunity to prepare themselves before calling them down individually.  In a reality dating show act almost as classy as Flavor Flav’s candelight KFC dinner dates, Frank sets the timer on his microwave to buzz at two minutes to signify the girls’ time as up.

First up, Melanie shows Frank her art skills by drawing a temporary tattoo transfer of Frank’s mother and comes up with an epic fail in attempting to adhere it to her arm.  Not impressed, Frank fixes her drawing of Mama Maresca to his dart board and chucking a few darts at it.